Lake.
A vast expanse of water.
Funny thing is, I can't swim.
No wonder noodles were invented. *not the kind you eat, these make you float*
What I did was, instead of wearing the life jacket, like it should be worn, I slid it, between my legs, and while everyone was busy weird-looking at me, I said, its a safety diaper, and then just jumped in the water. 70 Ft deep, I floated, so did my confidence.
And,all the whites around me, started the diaper thing. How retarded yet funny. I had realized, that, if you keep your head and legs up, you never drown. But, ahem, unfortunately, in the middle of it all, I saw a babe emulating my idea, and...tada..erection! Goddamnit!
A vast expanse of water.
Funny thing is, I can't swim.
No wonder noodles were invented. *not the kind you eat, these make you float*
What I did was, instead of wearing the life jacket, like it should be worn, I slid it, between my legs, and while everyone was busy weird-looking at me, I said, its a safety diaper, and then just jumped in the water. 70 Ft deep, I floated, so did my confidence.
And,all the whites around me, started the diaper thing. How retarded yet funny. I had realized, that, if you keep your head and legs up, you never drown. But, ahem, unfortunately, in the middle of it all, I saw a babe emulating my idea, and...tada..erection! Goddamnit!
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