Thursday, June 18, 2015

Rolla-zwei

For the first time in many many years, I wake up with a smile.

I'm doing it right. Yes.

I'm fixing me. 

Rolla-eins

I'm two weeks old at this beautiful town.
I'm a scholar, a researcher working on a quite intimidating project.
Last week I had a presentation in front of such influential people, I almost shat my pants. But.
It went well.

Ronald O'Malley (who happens to be my advisor): Since you've done well, I'll treat you to dinner!
Me: hahah. Alright Ron, is Simon coming? (Simon Lekakh, happens to be my co-guide, and a super badass. :P )
Ron: Of Course! Meet me at 5, we'll go somewhere fancy! The Caterpillar people are paying ya'know!!

Ron always smiles, and loves to break puns, crack jokes, tease people about uncomfortable issues and laugh! Ron likes to laugh, roar with laughter!

Simon, on the other hand, seems so intense. But he's Russian, so you know, He's got that wicked sense of humor as well!

At the Restaurant.

Waitress (to Me): Sir, what would you like?
Me: Water.
W: And anything else? We've got good home brewed beer!
Me: Ask me elders first, please! *nodding to Ron*

W (to Ron):Sir?
Ron: Well of course I would! I'd like an Old Fashioned!
W: Any preferences?
Ron: Yes. Jameson, you better make that a double, please! (Ron's Irish, so DUH!)
W(to Simon): And you Sir? Would you like anything?
Simon: What Vodka do you have?
W: blah blah blah, thisandthat, Grey Goose and Skyy.
Simon: Grey Goose will do.
Simon: Sen, you mean to tell me you don't drink? A beer maybe? Are you Underage?

Me: Waitress?
W:Yes Sir?
Me: I'd like an Iced Tea.
W:*scribbles*
W:With lime or cranberry flavor?
Me: No. I meant, A Long Island Iced Tea!

Ron rolls on the floor laughing!!
Ron; I'll buy this guy two!